Everything Happens To Me

I make a date for golf - You can bet you life it rains. I try to give a party - And the guy upstairs complains. I guess Ill go thru life; Just catchin colds and missin trains, Evrything happens to me. I never miss a thing - Ive had measles and the mumps. And evry time I play my ace - My partner always trumps. I guess Im just a fool; Who never looks before he jumps, Evrything happens to me. At first my heart thot; You could break this jinx for me. That love would turn the trick; To end my despair. But now, I just cant fool; This head that thinks for me. Ive mortgaged all my castles in the air. Ive telegraphed and called; I sent air mail special, too; You answer was goodbye - And there was even postage due. I fell in love just once; And then it had to be with you, Evrything happens to me.