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Look, I was going to go easy on you, like Obama has done with ISIS But uh, I need to get back into the Oval Office (I did not have sexual relations with that woman) There's this feeling that I've got (December 7th) That millennial's are going to screw up the country But I don't really know how (1941) And if that means what I think it means we're in trouble And if they are as ignorant as it seems I am not going to take any chances (A date which will live) It's time for a third term (In infamy) I think I should be the President, President Show all these fools how to run the government, government Now you probably still think that I am ignorant, ignorant But give me a second chance and I'll set a new precedent But to understand precedence you gotta know law This generation thinks legislation was the reason for the courts formation Not translation or narration of our laws and regulations I think I need a vacation from this ludicrous taxation And economic stagnation of the middle class vocation I'm not shaking and making this up It seems like everybody gets offended then they get defensive When presented with any argument that might be more comprehensive (Man you're full of crap) Why? Because my research was more extensive Or that I'm more perceptive of the BS And double standards of the liberal representatives I think I should be the President, President Get some common sense up in this government, government Now Bernie Sanders likes to attack the one percent, one percent But it's easy to hate the top when you're sowing discontent People will follow in ignorant bliss just convince them they deserve that and this No need to persist just make a list of all the things you deserve because you exist Bernie can assist you, and he'll insist that it's not your fault you're so pissed I don't care if it's democratic, it's still socialist The only things we need are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness But hey, at least Colonel Sanders isn't as crazy as Trump is I'm going to fry you up like fried chicken if deporting half of Texas is your mission People are so smitten with your vision just Because they think the job market is such slim pickings You got a psychopathic personality to try to blame that on a nationality Your head is full of irrationalities and all your plans lack practicality Hey little Trump, I'd like to see you go ahead and try to build that wall little Trump You can yell real loud but it's not gonna make you sound any smarter little Trump "Hey Trump you're a chump," that's all they say little Trump Put your suit on give a thumbs up When you step out on that stage, give a speech little Trump Hey little Trump, what you say little Trump You're going to run on your own 'cause you're rich little Trump I worked for everything I had your daddy gave you a million bucks little Trump Basically punk you're never gonna be capable of being commander-in-chief little Trump I think I should be the President, President If I was picked it would not be an accident, accident Now if you're worried I would not be adequate, adequate Just look at our choices now and they will make you sick And can someone please tell Jeb that I'm the favorite Hillary, Dillary, quite contreerily Send a few emails and delete your history Take away guns in the name of liberty Refuse to act to enemy artillery While we're on the topic of gun control, what we really need is a dumb patrol All you stupid people making decisions And voting for candidates who should be in prison You want change be the change but don't keep voting for the same old thing Not for someone who will give you rings But for someone who will let you earn your wings Be independent, be free all the way from the sea to the shining sea And when someone ask you what your vote will be Just let them know you'll be voting for me