Old Man Rap

This is old man rap, it's old man rap My beats are kinda jazzy cause I'm kinda sick of trap Used to be the youngblood, but now them days is gone Bout to tell these emcees to get up off my lawn This is old man rap, it's old man rap Can't remember these handshakes so just gimme some dap Still wearing jorts, cause that's just how I rolls, if you Wanna peep my shoe game, better get some Dr. Scholls I'm be-ack, it's G Nat, with beats and rhymes I'm more at ease Started at twelve, now I'm well into my 40s Speaking of 04, that's the year I married If you ask me, "are you happily?" then I'mma tell you "very" Still like to go on dates, Iove to take her out But when we're tired, then it's Hulu on the couch Cutting down on sugar cause I'm thinking bout my future Drank that LaCroix, then chase it with kombucha Still try to be stylish but no longer chase the currents Instead of bragging bout my whip I'm grateful for insurance "Can't none of y'all see me," is what I tell the masses But I can't see me either, it might be time for glasses Thinking bout the past sometimes it gets me kinda misty Mark Ruffalo is cool, but I'd rather have Bill Bixby Secure in my convictions, not afraid to stand alone Bump Steph and KD; gimme Stockton and Malone Never saw Game of Thrones I'm on that Perry Mason Matlock Might catch me looking G'd but won't catch me on no catwalk My favorite action hero is probably Robert Mueller And I still think of Jim Carrey as the white dude from In Living Color Always Gen X, don't call me millennial Born in the 70s during America's bicentennial Came up in the 80s when TV would teach you lessons This your brain on drugs any questions? This is old man rap, it's old man rap My beats are kinda jazzy cause I'm kinda sick of trap Used to be the youngblood, but now them days is gone Bout to tell these emcees to get up off my lawn This is old man rap, it's old man rap Can't remember these handshakes so just gimme some dap Still wearing jorts, cause that's just how I rolls Wanna peep my shoe game, better get some Dr. Scholls When I'm on that Xbox, especially with my peers Won't catch me on no Fortnite, it's Halo up in heres Don't mess with horror flicks, trynna conquer all my fears Since when Michael from the Good Place was the bartender from Cheers I'm sayin' it's been a minute, been around the block a few Before Ricki and Jerry there was Sally Jesse Donahue And I promise you, this is homage to forgotten dudes All the homies into' Star Trek instead of Doctor Who Especially who admired LeVar Burton Perception and Community, the man continued workin' Did 23 seasons of Reading Rainbow, and Also Roots ("Slavery ... the more you know") 'Cause knowing's half the battle but the other half is wisdom Don't wait until you're old as me for you to go and get some I know I said I'm old but really I'm kinda jokin' Don't need no hip replacement and none of my bones are broken So I'mma keep you open with my lyrical prowess Psalm 91 and 16, my future life is boundless Assuming that I'm faithful to the call that God gave me I try to listen and say "yes," and not "eh?" or "maybe" So if you're coming up behind me, don't be mistaken I've never seen the righteous be forsaken, or beggin' for bread Especially not that Ezekiel 4:9, cause I'm Not trynna eat bread that smells like your behind This is old man rap, it's old man rap My beats are kinda jazzy cause I'm kinda sick of trap Used to be the youngblood, but now them days is gone Bout to tell these emcees to get up off my lawn This is old man rap, it's old man rap Can't remember these handshakes so just gimme some dap Still wearing jorts, cause that's just how I rolls Wanna peep my shoe game, better get some Dr. Scholls