Dad Bod

The mower starts purring on the very first try Got your ball cap and your Ray-ban's on to shade your eyes Gaze out across your kingdom; your freshly mowed lawn With your hands on your hips and your socks and sandals on Flex your dad bod you smell like gas & grass Dad Bod keep up with the Joneses with your Dad Bod In camo cargo shorts Dad Bod In any shape or size, just flex your Dad Bod It's 25 hours to the southern keys The van is tetris-packed with bags and Hawaiian Tee's You could've flown and missed that all adventure found So belt it out with music up and windows down And Rock your Dad Bod The kids are all embarrassed Dad Bod No bathroom breaks allowed Dad Bod The open road is calling Dad Bod On this highway to hell, rock your Dad Bod Pretty pink saucers on a frilly plastic tray With your knees on your chest in most uncomfortable ways Imaginary biscuits shared with beady-eyed bears And the cutest tiny tyrant with two pigtails in her hair Love your Dad Bod This tea is so delicious, dear Dad Bod Can I have some more - Please? Dad Bod Yes, I think my dress is pretty Dad Bod Cheers to us both, love your Dad Bod Flex your Dad Bod Let me open up that pickle Jar Dad Bod It's time to meet the boyfriend Dad Bod Dad Bod If you fell down, just walk it off A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Hey bartender - get me a drink... and a mop!" Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera! Did I get a haircut? No, I got ALL of them cut!