Did Not Order This

You come knocking on my door You say I got a delivery for you And I just need you to sign right here You look at me and I look confused I said I did not order this Take my number off your list So I'm just gonna close my door This is not what I paid for I ordered a laptop online I sit hoping it will arrive You left it sitting on my porch But in transit, it did not survive I did not order this Looks like its been smashed to but So I'm just gonna close my door come back with what you came here for I tried to find the help service It turns out that does not exist My package didn't come on time Watch out, I might commit a crime You sent it to the wrong address You drove to fast and made a mess How hard is it to get what I bought Am I just an afterthought Tried to give the company a call It seems that there not listening at all I know its probably not your fault But now I'm charged up like a lightning bolt I did not order this Come back with the correct package So I'm just gonna close my door This is not what I paid for I did not order this I did not order this I did not order this I did not order this This is not what I paid for No this is not what I paid for I did not order this