No. 1

Woo Na na na Woo Na na na I'm keeping it together Until I fall apart Feel a little better 'Til I check my charts Writing songs about nothing For no one to hear Why feel pressure to impress When no one's even here? 'Cuz I can't pretend Like I don't give a shit 'Cuz when push comes to shove I would love to write a hit I won't even act Like I would be mad About a check for my music And a nice contract But if it's not a number one hit Why even bother? If it's not a catchy chorus With themes that are watered Down, down, down to the ground So everyone around Can feel like me When they hear this sound If it's not a number one hit No one's gonna listen anyway Woo Na na na Woo Na na na I'm keeping it together Now write a second verse I gotta make it catchy So I'll duplicate the first Write a song about songs When all else has been done Why not be formulaic In the Formula One? 'Cuz I can't pretend Like I don't give a shit 'Cuz when push comes to shove I would love to write a hit I won't even act Like I would be mad If I took the world by storm And had the stadiums packed But if it's not a number one hit Why even bother? If it's not a catchy chorus With themes that are watered Down, down, down to the ground So everyone around Can feel like me When they hear this sound If it's not a number one hit No one's gonna listen if it's Not a number one hit Why even bother? If it's not a catchy chorus With themes that are watered Down, down, down to the ground So everyone around Can feel like me When they hear this sound If it's not a number one hit No one's gonna listen anyway Woo Na na na Woo Na na na But no one really listens anyway (Can you hear me?)