No Funk In Podunk (Live)

No funk! No funk! No funk! No Funk There's just no funk in Podunk after dark The townies will not look up from the bar It makes no difference who you think you are Cuz there's just no funk in podunk after dark And I say "ooooooo-oo-oo-oo-oo" No funk! No funk! No funk! No Funk Some day you might really be a star People come to see you from afar But you gotta ditch the hoods and small town bars Cuz' there's just no funk in Podunk after dark And I say "ooooooo-oo-oo-oo-oo" No funk! No funk! No funk! No Funk Walking down the middle of street Turn your eye from everyone you meet Good luck finding somewhere safe to sleep We can talk in kitchen even though there's nothing to eat ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo No funk! No funk! No funk! No Funk No funk! No funk! No funk! No Funk