Best Day Ever

The morning before, I had put your shirt on It wasn't really like me And I didn't know that I'd remember that day I didn't know that I wouldn't be extending my stay 'Til I packed all the presents that I gave you for Christmas Backed the car up until I went right into that ditch And you had to push me out I think I threw up a little in my mouth And text me about all the shit that I stole It's okay, you can have back your spoons and your bowls Why are you talking 'bout that How about the house we looked at? Did you really have time to throw back just a few beers While I am spending my money, holding back all my tears I guess I haven't been happy Cusco wasn't reality And the truth is this story had an ending as soon as it began I just loved your flaws as much as I loved you But I can't take care of two When I'm just as lost as you And as soon as it died, suddenly I missed my dad I was keeping you around for some semblance of a man From the clothes on your back to the bike that you crashed I was paving the way to a fucked up romance But I liked that about it, it was something to fix It was something to work on, so I ignored all of my shit But because we came so far, we had farther to fall So as we started to tumble, I kept you on a pedestal And the books that I've read Now that you've left me on read I guess they're helping make sense Of when I left your bed Can't get it out of my head I called you right when I left I told the waitress I'd had The best day ever, I said Then I pulled up to your van Gave you a pastry and then I kissed you right through the window I can still smell your neck I guess it's true what she said You can never expect To say goodbye over the threshold And then see them again