Buy My NFT

Well I make ten dollars an hour Workin' at the local grocery And a random customer said You could be a millionaire tomorrow baby If you buy an NFT And I'm a brand new father Saw my friend last week And he said hey man how's your daughter I said Traded her for an NFT Now I don't have a home baby Lost it all on open sea But I was told I'll have a mansion in the metaverse if I I buy an NFT Okay so the first thing you wanna do Is you wanna get a crypto wallet right And you wanna link your bank account That way you can like actually use Like your real money to buy cryptocurrency You following me so far No Okay you wanna buy something like Ethereum That way like you can use it in like open sea To buy an NFT and stuff Actually you might want a second crypto wallet For security reasons and stuff I mean listen just Buy my NFT And there's starving children in Africa I could feed a village for ten thousand weeks but They don't have Bitcoin in Africa So who needs em I'll just Buy an NFT Well I was on Discord last night Talking to my crypto buddy Seth Green He told me someone stole all of his bored apes Well it was me Sethy I want your NFT Now I'm feeling good Feeling great Feeling free I'm about to own the world If somebody buys my eight NFTs You wanna feel as good as me Well you can't cause I'm the God of NF NF NFT Well now you finally understand I'm so happy for you I'm more confused than ever Yep you totally get it you're right on board No but what if someone steals my NFT I don't really know what you're talking about Stop asking me questions though that'd be great You can just keep buying those At some point you have to answer the question Look shut up shut up Just buy the NFT okay Okay Well buy my NFT Just buy my NFT Well buy my NFT Buy my NFT Buy my NFT Well Buy my NFT Buy my NFT