Born To Be A Bachelor

Let me introduce meself, Me name �tis Paddy Green I am me mammy�s pride and joy A fine oul� buachaillin! I come from the county Waterford, Near the village of Tramore, I�ve been living at home since I was one, And now I�m forty-four! Chorus: I was born to be a Bachelor, I�ll never walk down the aisle, Me ma still makes me breakfast, Livin� it up in style, Girls, ye�ll never catch me, Stayin� single, is the plan Born to be a Bachelor, Sure I�m yer only man! Well it's into town on the Saturday night, Me and the boys go on a spree, You can go down to the disco, and have a drink with me! With the ladies on the dance floor, I�m a wild and crazy guy, With me white socks and me black suede shoes, and me thin red leather tie! I was born to be a Bachelor, I�ll never walk down the aisle, Me ma still makes me breakfast, Livin� it up in style, Girls, ye�ll never catch me, Stayin� single, is the plan Born to be a Bachelor, Sure I�m yer only man! Then it�s off to mass next morning, I�m wearin� me Sunday best, I�ve got no wife to fight with, So I�ve no sins to confess! After church, the married men go home, oh what a shame! �Cause I�m scullin� da pints down at the pub I�m watchin� the football game! I was born to be a Bachelor, I�ll never walk down the aisle, Me ma still makes me breakfast, Livin� it up in style, Girls, ye�ll never catch me, Stayin� single, is the plan Born to be a Bachelor, Sure I�m yer only man! I�m a ramblin� ranter, I�m a rollin� stone, I�m a galavanter� g�wan so leave me alone, If yer out to get married, you�ll get no joy, Cause I was born and bred to be a bachelor boy! Now up in Lisdoonvarna, They�ve an old matchmaker�s fair, The girls all go a huntin� So you�ll never see me there! I have a Russian sweetheart, A fine oul� thing is she! She�s out in Vladivostok And that�s close enough for me! I was born to be a Bachelor, I�ll never walk down the aisle, Me ma still makes me breakfast, Livin� it up in style, Girls, ye�ll never catch me, Stayin� single, is the plan Born to be a Bachelor, Sure I�m yer only man!