Slim Jim And The Seven Eleven Girl

Ho... He saw her every day, she was working at the 7&11 He would buy two hotdogs or some nachos Or a Slim-Jim just so that he could see her pretty face Then he got up the nerve to ask her out one day And she replied, flat out, "No chance. no way." But in his mind this is what he heard her say Will you meet me on the corner? I'll be wearing something pretty just for you You can hold my hand, kiss my cheek We'll be together forever You may be the very best thing that's ever happened to me Well, she must have forgotten or her dog got sick Or something like that cause he waited on the corner, hour after hour Then he went back to his flat by himself and watched TV But the very next day he tried again And she replied, "Not if every other man on this earth were dead." But I swear, this is what he thought she said Will you meet me on the corner? I'll be wearing something pretty just for you You can hold my hand, kiss my cheek We'll be together forever You may be the very best thing that's ever happened to me (Here we go) Well, he could not help himself, he begged her just to listen To what he had to say, he said, "Beauty is only skin deep It's what's inside that counts." She said, "Okay" So he told her all about how he likes to take long walks in the park Sunsets, riding motorcycles, watching foreign movies Reading books about lands that are far, far away And how one day he's gonna travel around the world Singing songs about people and places Then finally, she said the words that he heard in his head She said, "Okay, shut up I will you meet you on the corner I'll be wearing something pretty just for you You can hold my hand, kiss my cheek We'll be together forever You may be the very best thing that's ever happened to me." Best thing that's happened to me Best thing that's happened to me (Here we go)