Right Hand Man

I clocked in to quit my job I needed a break so I went to the bar Goin' shot for shot, it was me against me. (me against me). And then she sat down next to me She said, boy is this seat empty Well, right was tight but I left with Lucy Just a few more beers and she'll be a doozy So I bought her a drink, started feelin' woozy I hopped in her car and she was givin' me A reason to go back home and think back A reason to tell a lie so she'll think That It was me who ruined our plans And ever since that day I've been a right-hand man. I clocked back in at my same damn job I shook right hands with my brand new boss. Alone in her office with the birds and bees And then she sat down next to me She said, boy is this seat empty Well, right was tight but I left with Lucy Just a few more beers and she'll be a doozy So I bought her a drink, started feelin' woozy I hopped in her car and she was givin' me ...A reason to go back home and think back A reason to tell a lie so she'll think That it was me who ruined our plans And ever since that day I've been a right-hand man Turnin' left can unscrew things If it's a bottle cap or the mess you made I always seem to take sand to the beach And wind up home with a magazine Well, right was tight but I left with Lucy Just a few more beers and she'll be a doozy So I bought her a drink, started feelin' woozy I hopped in her car and she was givin' me... A reason to go back home and think back A reason to tell a lie so she'll think that it was me who ruined our plans And ever since that day I've been a right-hand Mannnn.... Here we go.... looks like its just you and me buddy.. Always remember, it took Noah more than one day to build the ark.. Welp Time to go feed the chickens.. hahaha..