MADDIE'S A FATTIE!

(Maddie is such a fattie!) Maddie, why are you so fat? Maddie, why are you so big? You're such a negative nancy Or should I say, a negative fattie? Fattie Maddie Fattie Maddie Fattie fattie Maddie Maddie You're a big fat whale You come down like hail What's that in the sky? Is it a hot air balloon? No, it's just fattie Maddie! Thought it wasn't possible To be as fat as you are Guess I was wrong You're built like a bong And you're hor Horizontally long Fattie Maddie Fattie Maddie Fattie fattie Maddie Maddie You're a big fat whale You come down like hail What's that in the sky? Is it a hot air balloon? No, it's just fattie Maddie! Are you 500 pounds? 1000 pounds? Five,250 pounds? I can't really tell You're just really that large You're"skinniness" isn't a mirage You keep getting enlarged Just go eat a damn salad! Thought it wasn't possible To be as fat as you are Guess I was wrong You're built like a bong And you're horizontally long Go eat a salad Maybe an apple Anything that will help With your belly rolls Please, I'm begging you You're body produces heat You're fatness just can't be beat Thought it wasn't possible To be as fat as you are Guess I was wrong You're built like a bong And you're horizontally long Fattie Maddie Fattie Maddie Fattie attie Maddie Maddie You're a big fat whale You come down like hail What's that in the sky? Is it a hot air balloon? No, it's just fattie Maddie! Maddie, why are you so fat? Maddie, why are you so big? Maddie, why can't you just stop eating?