Mary Christmas

Well I been drinkin' all year Since my baby left me Now I'm Passing the time A lonely Christmas eve Well I had just passed out For a long winter's dream When out on the lawn Heard her calling for me I ran to the window And what did I see Long legs leather boots And some red lingerie She tore open her shutters An I took off her sash She wasn't wastin' no time We got right to the task My Mary Christmas She's lookin' so fine Oh My Mary Christmas Musta fell out the sky She brought a six pack And 2 bottles a wine Me and Mary Christmas Had a hella good time Moonlight on the breast Like new fallen snow Gave a luster of midday To her objects below And what to my wandering Eyes did appear But my miniature sleigh And her tiny reindeer Now my little old driver He was lively and quick I thought to myself Hey I might be st nick More rapid than eagles My coursers they came As she whistled and shouted And she called me by name My Mary Christmas She's lookin' so fine Oh My Mary Christmas Musta fell out the sky She brought a six pack And 2 bottles a wine Me and Mary Christmas Had a hella good time Woke in the morning With a head full of ache Empty bottles all around By the ol' fireplace Mary Christmas was gone I'd never made it to bed Was my Mary for real Or just a dream in my head Though my wandering mind It had nothing to fear Found a note on the floor Said she'd be back in a year I find it funny how We're so much alike Even her handwritin' Looks a lot like mine My Mary Christmas She's lookin' so fine Oh My Mary Christmas Musta fell out the sky She brought a six pack And 2 bottles a wine Me and Mary Christmas Had a hella good time