Remote Control

Where's the remote? It was just in my hand Now it's gone like it slipped into another land The TV is on, but can you tell me please Why my favorite show is now in Japanese! I checked under the couch, and inside the fridge Looked on the table, even under the bridge (wait, what?) I'm tearing up cushions, I'm losing my mind This remote control is one of a kind! It's an epic battle every night with my remote control Pressing every button, it's at war with my soul Switching channels, changing settings, even picture tone Who knew this remote had a mind of its own? Finally found it, but guess what now? The battery's dead, and I don't know how I grab some new ones and give it a try But now it's turning off my Wi-Fi! Wi-Fi's back on, and I turn to channel sixteen Now all the people on the screen are green It's an epic battle every night with my remote control Pressing every button, it's at war with my soul Switching channels, changing settings, even picture tone Who knew this remote had a mind of its own? It's starting to calm down, and I'm feeling proud But suddenly, the volume's cranked up loud This constant struggle is taking its toll I guess I'll never defeat my remote control