Ultimate Protocol Droid

In my lab, I toil away, fueled by Jawa juice and dreams Of building the perfect droid, a protocol king, it seems He'll translate any language, know every etiquette rule The ultimate servant droid, the galaxy's coolest tool They call me Dr. Bolts, the droidsmith extraordinaire Built a hundred models, but this one, I declare Is the finest protocol unit you've ever seen More charming than a Corellian trader with a gambling scheme The ultimate protocol droid, that's what I'm here to build One that does all my work and makes every wish fulfilled This droid will be the very best you'll ever find C-3PO couldn't even hold a candle to mine When it comes to intelligence, no other droid can match He could build a speeder or a spacecraft from scratch If I start to get hungry, he'll even bake some cookies When I'm on Kashyyyk, he'll help me talk to Wookiees This droid will be a genius, he'll be really high-tech He'll have lots of cool gadgets like a fancy astromech The ultimate protocol droid, that's what I'm here to build One that does all my work and makes every wish fulfilled This droid will be the very best you'll ever find C-3PO couldn't even hold a candle to mine He's smarter than you and me, and any king or queen He's better than the one built by a kid on Tatooine My droid will always be loyal, forever by my side I'll always know when you've told the truth or lied My droid will follow every command, right down to the letter I never have to reprimand, there's no droid that's better