Welcome To Nebraska

Welcome to Nebraska We got corn and grain We got everything you want If you're boring and lame We are the people that can hide Amongst the fields of wheat You want a beach that's sunny, honey? This ain't the place to be In Nebraska Welcome to Nebraska You won't find too many Ta-ta-ta-ta-trees, trees Winter's gonna make you freeze Welcome to Nebraska It's the same here everyday I can tell you there's nothing to see But who am I to say If you have some allergies, girl The dust will make you sneeze They say this state's "The Good Life" But I really disagree In Nebraska Welcome to Nebraska See my, my, my tractor gleam I wanna hear you scream Welcome to Nebraska It gets worse here everyday You learn to live like an animal When you pushing around the hay If you've got a hunger for luxury Won't get any here, you see This might be the kind of life you want But you better not think it's for me In Nebraska Welcome to Nebraska You won't find too many Ta-ta-ta-ta-trees, trees Winter's gonna make you freeze And you will find you never Ever wanna come back (Suh!) Back (Suh!) Yeah, yeah You know where you are?! You in Nebraska, baby! You're gonna cry! Nebraska Welcome to Nebraska You won't find too many Ta-ta-ta-ta-trees, trees Nebraska Welcome to Nebraska See my, my, my tractor gleam Nebraska Welcome to Nebraska You won't find too many It's gonna bring you down! Ha!