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Daniel hikes up the mountainside Where the air is thin Where their story begins Caroline likes to run sometimes And get lost in life So tired of being a wife Summertime mind is open wide But she screams and scrams Seeing a wild bear's hand But she got it wrong Yeah she got it wrong all along It was just a man A hairy, beary man With a hairy hand The next day he waited on the street For her to pass by Praying to not overheat In a big bear suit Bought from a big bear zoo Hoping that his dumb joke Wouldn't make her croak And she came along Yeah she came along Running strong And as she came along As she came along He sang this song He sang you got me wrong You really got me wrong all along I'm just a hairy man A hairy beary man And my name is Dan You got any plans? Well you can shave my hands I don't give a damn Just wanna be your man