EDM Sucks

Hi, my name is Siri, I am a humanized artificial intelligence, Tonight I will be taking over as your DJ Let's take it back to 2014, where sit-downs and PLUR were still a thing, All we need is a cheesy sing-a-long gimmick and a super generic predictable half-time drop that every DJ wants to play, Are you fucking ready? Roses are red, violets are blue EDM sucks, and so do you, bitch. I know that all you human party motherfuckers want to hear a second and easy anticipated drop, Are you fucking ready? Roses are red, violets are blue EDM sucks, and so do you, bitch. EDM sucks, and so do you, bitch.