Teabagged

Teabagged on the League mapp Wee lad gets a wee mad That he sucks nads at Games he can't play Without his mom's say The online service that she pays Now she says it's not okay Teabagged Assmad You know you gotta Taste the nads Teabagged Assmad You know you gotta Lick the sack It's not OK For Ray to play the game Because it's rated A Not for pussies Who are always online scooping All the balls drooping All over his face Because he can't play the game Without getting a little taste Of manrape Teabagged Assmad You know you gotta Taste the nads Teabagged Assmad You know you gotta Lick the sack You got teabagged again Now you get a little bit bent Over backwards, you got gobsmacked By the everlasting tea bag gobstopper You forgot to do your propers and turn off your motherfuckin' webcam So everyone saw your one inch wonder After you ragequit and went to jack off Now you're a complete laughing stock This is such a disaster You can't suppress all the laughter You've become an IRL embarrassment Teabagged Assmad You know you gotta Taste the nads Teabagged Assmad You know you gotta Lick the sack And now you want to make it all end Gonna kill yourself because you're not a winner In every sense of the word you are loser Each day you lie awake thinking when will be the day The day you find the will to end it all today You quit the game Because you got teabagged Again and again Now you quit life Before you realize The only way to win is to die You lost all hope Couldn't take anymore You hung yourself by the rope But it became loose And you fell down on your caboose And got teabagged by the noose Now you can't see You got the herbal tea Stuck in your teeth And You can't breathe You can't go out to pee You'll die immediately Instead of eventually So Why you even play the game When you know your own fate It's just a so insane I'd give you an Arizona If I didn't pwn ya And I can't give you kombucha Because you are such a loser You only get pure leaf Because you suck at League There's nobody you can beat Except your own meat You're Deceased The way I see leaving in the street It is such a mother fuckin disgrace to me ah Teabagged Assmad You know you gotta Taste the nads Teabagged Assmad You know you gotta Lick the sac