Any Requests

Step right in and bring your ass Hope you like it loud and fast 'Cause here it comes, again Grab some headphones and some splits You're about to lose your shit Or maybe not, whatever We're gonna play some songs (Songs about pizza) We're gonna jam for way too long (Don't touch the Zima) Tell all your friends Unless you hate us then F*ck that shit Welcome to Garage Barrage We don't give a care that's who we are Have you ever wished upon a star? We have a good time And you'll never see us live Quantity not quality is why we suck today And that's ok No one listens to our music anyway We will play the songs you love Barrage 'em up nice And then we'll shove 'em down your ear canal You've got nothing left to fear (Except for crippling depression) Grab some pizza and a beer (Death comes for us all) Don't touch the Zima Unless you want to make Ian cry 'Cause he's a bitch Would you like to hear some 90's hits We will turn guitar into an accordion synth 'Cause it makes us laugh Our talents wasted on this crap You will have to chop off Ranger's hands for us to quit No shit We will play this song until Jon's done with it Lyrics are pointless So disappointing What have we done? Everybody dies alone Half of these songs are not our own What's your request? We will not give it our best