Too Many Office Parties

I don't know anybody at my job I don't know anyone That's ok It's a job And you need very many friends to do it And that's alright Oh, God Oh, damn I broke my hand Too many work parties That I'm invited to And I don't care I swear to God If we have another party For another pregnant lady I'm gonna lose my shit The joke is that there's something in the water Oh, that's hilarious Is there gonna be a cake Or pizza at this party How the f*ck am I supposed to get shit done I keep killing contacts My client contacts are mad at me Because I'm always at a party I'm always at a party I said I'm always at a party I'm always at a party I'm always at a party I'm never doing my job Never at my desk Because I'm always at a party Who can relate Who can relate Who can relate