I Don't Wanna Be Like You (But I Am)

I don't wanna be your kickstand I don't wanna see where you land I don't wanna know what you've planned I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna humor your crutch I don't wanna humor your touch I don't wanna creep in too much I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna get in the way I don't wanna be in your play I don't wanna dance in the fray I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna be in with them I don't wanna be a victim I don't wanna hound sick 'em I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna be on that wave I don't wanna be in your enclave I don't wanna go to the rave I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna drink another thank God I don't have a brother You were a fuckin' shitty mother I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna be in the gutter I don't wanna close the shutters I don't wanna be fodder or rutter I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna sleep on the table I don't wanna be a fable I don't wanna be tangled in cables I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna lose my liver I don't wanna have the shivers I don't want a bumper sticker I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna be strung out I don't wanna be sung out I don't wanna be wrung out I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna be dehydrated soccer mom you masqueraded Jesus freak yeah you paraded I don't wanna be like you Smiling at the masses leavin' your kids out on their asses Left your family for the casket I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna hear your voice, I don't wanna see your face I don't wanna hear the noise, I don't wanna stay at your place I don't want you in my room, I don't wanna be a lush I don't want you in my room, I don't wanna be a lush I don't want dirty laundry, I don't want skeletons in my closet I don't want floorboards that creak, I don't want a leaky faucet I don't want meat loaf that's dry I don't want my sisters in your car I don't want you passed out on the table I don't want stitches in your temples I don't want people that are shitty I don't need demons in my head I don't want love that is ominous I don't need monsters in my bed I don't want a bruja over me mixing my vessel in the cauldron I don't wanna be in your soup I don't need to be in your crockpot I don't want to be making friends with vegetables and spices I don't need to be with oregano and thyme, paprika, and garlic I don't wanna be a snack for a witch in the woods I don't wanna be like you I don't wanna I fucking won't Nuh uh Nah nuh uh Won't do it Nice try