Councilors Office

One time I was in the councilors office Looking at scholarships When I became aware Of all the awards For athletes and minorities But nothing for me So, I exclaimed There should be grants for the gays The councilor overheard what she thought were slurs And said, stop being homophobic So, do you understand why we pulled you out of the hallway today Yes Teenage suicide has become a huge issue and we don't want you in the hallways crying Okay So, can you please explain to me what's wrong I just don't know what to do with my life, I'm so scared to become an adult and get a real job I don't even know what a real job is I have no useful skills and I'm just so scared I'm just so confused about my sexuality and my family won't support me I feel so alone and confused and I feel like if I go public I will become a pariah and I don't want that My girlfriend is so mean to me She constantly tells me that she doesn't need me and that she could do better with someone else And I'm just so frustrated because without her I'm nothing I keep hearing a voice calling to me even though no one is there It happens more often when I'm stressed or nervous I'm worried I'm going crazy All the alt-right weed pamphlets All the gender manifestos All the university course catalogs All the propaganda you could ever need And yet there's nothing to read We're so progressive (yah!) Let's pat ourselves on the back Look at us west coast left wing Our kids are safe and we're oh so glad We're so progressive (yah!) Let's pat ourselves on the back Look at us west coast left wing Our kids are safe (in safes) and we're oh so glad (so sad)