I Only Smoke When I'm Drinkin'

She’s taking off for the weekend Girls vacation at the beach She blew a kiss and said I”ll miss you And left a note for me to read Right behind the Jack bottle I studied every word, it read No more smokin’ while I’m gone Sunday morning go to church I only smoke when I’m drinkin’ I only drink when I get stoned I get stoned cause you’re leaving Leaving me to drink alone I only pray when I’m hungover I thank the Lord when I get sober I only smoke when I’m drinkin’ I only drink when I get stoned I hit the bar to drown my sorrows Hey, tonight it’s open jam, yea man A couple drinks you know what follows I’ll start smoking with the band I only smoke when I’m drinkin’ I only drink when I get stoned I get stoned cause you’re leaving Leaving me to drink alone I only pray when I’m hungover I thank the Lord when I get sober I only smoke when I’m drinkin’ I only drink when I get stoned Gimme a pack and a dime, crank that music up to nine Have A Drink On Me and Back in Black Sprung from the cage, it’s time to misbehave I’m on my own ‘till she gets back Got my friends all around, it’s a house party now Dwight Yoakam, guitars and Cadillacs Everybody froze, I turned around real slow Hi Honey, what are you doing back I only smoke when I’m drinkin’ I only drink when I get stoned I get stoned cause you’re leaving Leaving me to drink alone I only pray when I’m hungover I thank the Lord when I get sober I only smoke when I’m drinkin’ I only drink when I get stoned