A Jolly Potus Solution

Jolly old St. Nicholas, Lean your ear this way The POTUS really sucks right now, please make him go away Take him someplace far from here, or maybe Guantanamo Bay? Grab him by his bulging belt, and throw him in your sleigh When the clock is striking 12, and when he's fast asleep Throw a sac over his head, and drag away that creep All his secret service men, pointing their big guns Use your magic winter-breath and freeze their little buns Wait one second, how about this? Take him to the North Pole Throw him in a cave somewhere and feed him to a troll