Christmas Cup of Cheer

It seems to always happen When this season gets here Wife goes all day shopping Neighbor sets out his reindeer My whole paycheck goes to toys That make all kinds of noise I don't think I'll get through it Without a bottle of spirit This Christmas This Christmas This Christmas Cup of Cheer It's the only thing that gets me Through this joyful time of year This Christmas This Christmas This Christmas...Cup of Cheer It's the only thing that gets me Through this joyful time of year (What's in the cup, Daddy?) The kids keep yelling (Santa's Coming) I tell them he's very far (You are lying, Daddy They showed him on the radar) (They Did?) I say he's in Europe And won't be coming here (We're telling Mommy) To spank Daddy on his rear This Christmas This Christmas This Christmas Cup of Cheer It's the only thing that gets me Through this joyful time of year This Christmas This Christmas This Christmas...Cup of Cheer It's the only thing that gets me Through this joyful time of year (What's in the cup, Daddy?) I just want to watch the bowl games So please just let me be Mommy said we could Watch Christmas movies on TV (Not in here) I say here's a recap So you'll won't need to see But make sure you keep up And you'll be up to speed Ralphie gets his B.B. gun Kevin's left home alone Scrooge has some fun When Tiny Tim says God Bless Everyone The Peanuts learn about Christmas When Linus makes it clear Every time a bell rings Daddy gets a beer (That's not right, Daddy - the angel gets his wings) Well I'm still getting a beer (I needed that) This Christmas This Christmas This Christmas Cup of Cheer (What's in the cup, Daddy) Merry Christmas... Merry Christmas... Merry Christmas...Cup of Cheer (What's in the cup, Daddy) (Merry Christmas) (Merry Christmas) (Merry Christmas) (Merry Christmas) Christmas Cup of Cheer (Stop pulling my hair, Tommy) (Kids) Christmas This Christmas This Christmas Cup of Cheer It's the only thing that gets me Through this joyful time of year This Christmas Cup of Cheer It's the only thing that gets me Through this joyful time of year