Coincidentally Feminine

The wife saw me just the other night With a lady who was truly fine When I got home for dinner Well she started to whine She said "What y'all doin' with a fox like that All dress up and truly fine?" I said; She ain't nothing but a dear old friend Coincidentally Feminine Then I met a good old girl Who used to follow me home from school Short skirt, high heels and long red hair Blue eyes still looking cool The wife caught me looking guilty as hell And warned me one more time I said; She's just an old school pal Coincidentally feminine No; she's just an old school friend, Coincidentally feminine Coming home, the bus was full There was only a seat for me A lady who was with me had to sit upon my knee My mother-in-law saw us there And called me a cheating swine I said; She is just a workmate Coincidentally feminine No; she is just a work mate Coincidentally feminine My wife went out early tonight All dressed up to the nines Arm in arm with a sweet little cutie Off for a real good time I said; Now woman don't you go gettin' switchin She said; Oh don't repine Aint no need to get a twitchin About a touch of feminine No, there ain't no need to get a bitchin About a touch of feminine