Have a Drink On Me

So you say love stinks, well that's reality, you want to rid your mind of love's disease Well, I can help you with your problem, the cure is very simple Well, have a drink on me to set you free now, you get it in the vein, it'll take away your pain Love is a cancer, it doesn't pick or choose, you can't ever win, no, and you can't ever lose If love's your problem and you've got its disease, well, have a drink on me, it'll set your mind at ease Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I can help you with your problem, the cure is very simple Well, have a drink on me to set you free now, you get it in your veins, it'll take away your pain So you say you've got problems, and your daddy's out of work, and your mama, she works at the shitty five and a dime Well, you reach your hand out in your pocket and you pull out a one dollar bill, that's all you have left Well, you can't buy any smokes, and you can't buy any tokes, and you can't buy any booze, so what are you gonna do Well, you can't buy a pack of cigarettes because it costs ten ninety-five, and you can't go to Mickey Donald's because the sandwich cost seven ninety-five But I got a solution for your problem, I know a place just down the street from me where the beer's cheap and almost free And if you go there on a Tuesday night, you can get yourself two fifty cent beers So you walk into the bar, and you lay down your last dollar bill, oh yeah And the bartender serves you up two frosty beers, oh yeah Well, have a drink on me, it'll set you free now, you get it in your veins, it'll take away your pain And have a drink on me, it'll set you free now, you get it in your veins, it'll take away your pain, oh yeah