Good Health Bad Memory

Now where'd I put my car keys must've gave them to the barkeep So he wouldn't let me drive myself back home He asked me how I'm doing since she left my life in ruin I said I can't even remember how I got here on my own I've got good health and a bad memory Don't need some old heartbreak messing with me Right now I'm as happy as can be With my good health and my bad memory You say I loved ol' what's her name and you tell me that it's such a shame That her lawyer took everything I had Well I wasn't in my trailer then so that's just too long ago my friend And I guess I just don't see why I should feel so sad I got good health and a bad memory And an ice cold beer sitting in front of me Right now I'm as happy as can be With my good health and my bad memory So what's on that old jukebox not that country hip-hop I want to hear some ancient Haggard Strait or Jones Don't need no reminding of some woman that you say I loved Just let me drift away again and leave my heart alone