Polygamy

Polygamy oh polygamy I'm moving down to Utah going to start a family Polygamy oh polygamy I need a lot of wives to take care of me I got one wife for the cooking I got one wife for the cleaning I got one wife to dust from the floor to the ceiling I got one wife for the huggin' I got one wife for the lovin' I got one life to sit around the house doing nothing Polygamy oh polygamy Moving down to Utah going to start a family Polygamy oh polygamy I need a lot of wives to take care of me I got one wife for the Knittin’ I got one wife for the patchin’ I got one wife to help me spell the word satisfaction I got one wife that’s a fisher I got one wife that’s a hunter I got one wife to get the nuts out of crunchy peanut butter Polygamy oh polygamy I'm moving down to Utah going to start a family Polygamy oh polygamy I need a lot of wives to take care of me I got one wife that’s a singer I got one wife that’s a picker Got one wife to watch my ego get bigger I got one wife for the talking I got one wife to listen I got 3 wives to operate this whole darn system Polygamy oh polygamy Moving down to Utah going to start a family Polygamy oh polygamy I need a lot of wives to take care of me All right bring it down now We'll I know what you’re saying Gary it's the year 2020 whata ya doin' signing songs about polygamy Well honestly there ain't much to write a country song about these days And this one here has a moral to the story I’ll tell you about it right here right now Well I came home one day Opened that front door Found an empty house with a letter on the floor I couldn’t believe it They called me a sinner And they stole all I had and left me without dinner Oh polygamy oh polygamy Now I’m alone in Utah without a family Polygamy oh polygamy All my 20 wives All my 20 wives All my 20 wives Well they divorced me