Boycott Everything

Keep those cameras rolling, get some talking heads down here Keep those sheeple mesmerized, let's sell some sex and beer Pretty people talking but they won't tell us the news Freedom Fries got vandalized now change your point of view Hey, hey, hey, let freedom ring, Boycott everything Jesse loves Amanda but won't ask for a date Jesse works for PETA, Mandy works at Chik Fil A Let's go to the Hobby shop, man I can't go in there But where'm I supposed to find some plastic flowers for my hair Hey, hey, hey, let freedom ring, Boycott everything Drive bys out of fashion, Bloods and Crips have found some peace Watching elephants and donkeys out there fighting in the streets We stand together separately, one un-united nation Brother could you spare a cup of righteous indignation Sally's name is Billy, Billy's name is Sue Gramma's knitting sweaters, not a stitch of pink or blue The science isn't settled, well, when's it gonna be That boy who used to be a girl sure needs a place to pee Hey, hey, hey, let freedom ring, Boycott everything Those sheets were made in China and Tibet still isn't free My cable box was made there too and I want my MTV Like and share and share alike that's how an idol's made When the Voice quits Tweeting we'll be Naked and Afraid Beehive in a cowboy hat, white boys wearing dreads Talk to God the wrong way and you might just lose your head Rockets in the cornfield don't stop hate from flying in Didn't someone say to kill your brother is a sin Hey, hey, hey, let freedom ring, Boycott everything