Paper

I can hear the music down the hall, Lord the party's getting loud And I'm sitting by myself here in this little room, and I'm not coming out I've been lonely before, but I never felt so all alone In a house filled with strangers, and there's no paper in the john When I got the invitation from my boss I thought this was my big chance I got a haircut and a brand new suit of clothes, and I even learned to dance But I guess I'm sitting this one out, and that's my favorite song Guess I'll just have to tap my toes, there's no paper in the john I wonder if they've missed me yet, I've been gone almost an hour There's nothing good to read and my foot has gone to sleep And there's 419 tiles in the shower Well, it's getting close to midnight, and they're heading for their cars out on the lawn With a little luck I'll slip out thru the window, Man, I hope there's no alarm Then I'll drive out to the office, clear out my desk and I'll be gone And I'll let my legend linger, cause there's no paper in the john Man, I wish I'd looked before I leaped, there's no paper in the john