Upside of Lonely

THE GOOD THING ABOUT YOU BEING GONE IS I CAN WATCH THE GAME ALL DAY LONG AND I CAN STRETCH MY LEGS OUT IN THE BED EXTRA PILLOW UNDERNEATH MY HEAD DON'T KNOW WHY NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE UPSIDE OF LONELY I'VE GFOT A LOT MORE ROOM FOR MY STUFF AND I ONLY HAVE TO WASH ONE CUP I CAN STAY UP LATE AND PLAY MY GUITAR AND THE GROCERIES GO TWICE AS FAR DON'T KNOW WHY NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE UPSIDE OF LONELY YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AIN'T RINGING THE PHONE OFF THE WALL AND I NEVER HAVE TO HEAR FROM THAT MOTHER IN LAW I AIN'T CUT THE GRASS SINCE THE MIDDLE OF JUNE I SMOKE A BIG CIGAR UP IN MY LIVING ROOM DON'T KNOW WHY NOBODY EVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE UPSIDE OF LONELY I DROP MY DIRTY CLOTHES RIGHT IN THE FLORR I LET THE TRASH PILE UP BY THE DOOR I EAT PIZZA AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM THREE TIMES A DAY CAUSE I AIN'T WORRIED NOW ABOUT WATCHING MY WEIGHT DON'T KNOW WHY NOBODY EVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE UPSIDE OF LONELY