People Like Us (almost Became the Cheers Theme)

People like us Never need to be told Savoir-faire and a tan get you by Dom Perignon A bay mare from a roan This we know from the time we're knee high Girls wear pearls and a long white dress Gentlemen wear ascots from J Press People like us Go for loafers or ducks Cotton, madras, and khaki are key But renting a stable And flashing a label Seem terribly tacky to me Contact sports are find for jocks We sit watching with bloodies on the rocks Fail at Yale Disgrace St. Paul Once your out it's who you know, that's all People like us Have been known to occasionally Dibble dabble in lust Tough luck for l'amour A sound marriage is founded Our merging two family trusts Blue blood breeding of genes begets Hairless bodies that never ever sweat It's all a tailored world Custom made to last One might say the future Really is the past For people like us People like us People like us People like us People like us (Don't you wish you were) People like us