CAPTCHA (Sarah's Song)

I'm just scrolling online, lookin' at my stuff When I see something interesting and wonder what's up But when i click on the link, it starts making me mad It's a robot test or just another stupid ad Make me click all these boxes, or these pictures of cars Make me type the different letters, man it's really bizarre I just wanna see my stuff on my Facebook now Gotta be a better way, I just know it somehow Swivel chairs They don't belong on the sand (no they don't, what the hell are they doing there?) I am not a robot I swear (I have thoughts and I grow body hair) Some of these tests don't make any sense What the hell is a yoko, why's it on a picket fence? There's a cruise ship on the beach next to someone's mom An AI photo of Mick Jagger taking someone to prom I just don't understand why these tests exist Did a robot see some photos he just couldn't resist? I'm a human, I breathe air and I can feel emotions I would never think a bus could drive right into the ocean Swivel chairs They don't belong on the sand (no they don't, what the hell are they doing there?) I am not a robot I swear (I have thoughts and I grow body hair) Swivel chairs They don't belong on the sand (no they don't, what the hell are they doing there?) I am not a robot I swear (I have thoughts and I grow body hair) Boop Boop Beep