RIPPED PANTS (feat. ReMark)

Sun's up, almost quarter to noon Gotta get my shit together, go to Goo Lagoon Playing in the sand, come and give me a hand All is going as planned, head to toe I am tanned (Ay) Here comes the motherfuckin' lobster Actin like some kinda muscle monster Gotta come up with a plan to make Sandy my #1 fan Prove why I am the man Lifting weights on the beach, let's go Looking like a fool, I know Can't lift like the other guys here and Don't want to be the weakest guy in the land Borrow marshmallows from my friend Don't want my friendship with Sandy to end Sweatin' cause I don't know what to do Then I bend over and split my pants in two I guess I ripped my pants All my friends start to laugh Look at me out on a surfboard You can take a photograph Hey look I ripped my pants No one takes a second glance Gotta find a way to convince my friends I need another chance Time now for something new Tried volleyball and fake drowning too Didn't realize that it wouldn't go over well Even had Fred the Fish tell me to go to hell I just wanted to make them smile Since I hadn't had the chance to rip my pants in a while Now I'm alone, sittin' on the beach by the payphone Watching everybody act like I don't know em Realize that I must not be the only one Who went a little too overboard having fun There's a lady with a bad sunburn on her face And a guy with sand in his buns Might have gone a little crazy and Now I think I understand Don't gotta be a clown to get my friends around Motherfucker that is the plan I guess I ripped my pants All my friends start to laugh Look at me out on a surfboard You can take a photograph Hey look I ripped my pants No one takes a second glance Gotta find a way to convince my friends I need another chance I guess I ripped my pants All my friends start to laugh Look at me out on a surfboard You can take a photograph Hey look I ripped my pants No one takes a second glance Gotta find a way to convince my friends I need another chance Ripped My Pants I guess I ripped my pants All my friends start to laugh Look at me out on a surfboard You can take a photograph Hey look I ripped my pants No one takes a second glance Gotta find a way to convince my friends I need another chance I guess I ripped my pants All my friends start to laugh Look at me out on a surfboard You can take a photograph Hey look I ripped my pants No one takes a second glance Gotta find a way to convince my friends I need another chance