Jesus Ain't Dead

Jesus ain't dead; he's asleep home in bed, and Elvis is cookin' him eggs. Hendrix and Joplin went out to go shoppin'; they'll be home before noon with the digs. cnd all of God's children are out busy building an ark for to sail on the flood. But them wafers ain't meat; they're just made of wheat, and no one ever got drunk off of blood. So, pass that wine around, my friends; redemption will just have to wait. We'll be drunk by the time this world comes to an end, and I'll see you at the old pearly gates. Kurt Cobain, he's snorting cocaine with Jim Morrison at the bar. Their supper's getting cold and Elvis said, “I done told them.” Jesus said, “This time they've gone too far.” cnd all of God's legends are out busy pledging their souls to the path of the past. But Jimi & Jim, Kurt & Janis Joplin all laugh loud, but the kings both laugh last. cnd they sing, “Pass that wine around, my friends; redemption will just have to wait. We'll be drunk by the time this world comes to an end, and I'll see you at the old pearly gates.