I Was A Teenage Blob (feat. Jellybaby Starman)

I'm just a teenage Blob a polymorphic slob I pulse from green to red I start to drip and spread I like to keep it slick It's how I get my kicks I'm just a teenage Blob And you can see me throb I was a teenage blob Had Zits on every fold Just a delinquent glob I never fit no mold No friends to comfort me No solidarity I'm just a teenage Blob I never had no job I'm just a teenage Blob Crept through my high school halls I had a teenage crush I left her stuck to walls They tried to hold me back I slipped under the crack I'm just a teenage Blob Facing an angry mob I was a teenage Blob A Restless pseudopod Digested half my class Nobody found it odd Wish I could stop this pain I'm leaving through the drain There goes the teenage Blob Now can't you hear me sob Baby Baby can't you hear me sob?