One-On-One With CEO

You don’t sound like a leader You don’t know what you’re doing So your team is confused So your product is stupid You keep talkin’ bout winning While the money is leaving Management is so green that these fools just keep believing You got no inner compass You got no outer litmus You can’t get user feedback Cause you just lead the witness And you don’t see the data And you don’t hear the market You’re just too much in love With the sound of your own barking You leave early on Monday On Tuesday you look sunburned You’re off in Thailand with your family While we’re going under This bro is going skiing! This chump is going hunting! So everyone below you’s On that endless PTO You got me pushing pixels and padding presentations “Blah blah A.I. Edge Computing” “Blah blah innovation” And everything you’ve done here has only been distraction Anything and everything to hide the fact that the tech. is. wack