turtle

Is this instrumental going? Word Well, I don't really feel like doing anything today, but You just gotta bring yourself to do it Uh, turtle gang I'ma put that shit on everything They say slow and steady wins the race But what's the point of winning races anyway I would rather take it at my own pace so I pulled this number right out of my ass I did a number on me in my past How would you feel if you had a head start But yet after all that you were still placing last huh (You would probably join the) Turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang I be killin all my children I be bringin up the murder rate I be chillin in my living room but rumor is they never wait For the turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang Okay back when I was young and cute as a gerbil I used to refer to my junk as a turtle Now I've gone bad like some milk when it curdles I'm jerking my gherkin to girls wearing girdles I don't give a f*ck if you think that's too personal I'm so controversial your ears are my journal My phone don't go (BRRR!) I'm alone in this world But still I go (SQRRR!) like the Pokemon Squirtle Growing up, glowing up never going to the past Past the point of no return I'm blowing up and going splat I be whacking off to racks that I pulled up on my Mac Back to back, never stacking racks or pulling on the mack You can take another crack better yet a whack at it But once you go whack you can never go back And the saddest part about it is you happen to be crap at it Pretty soon I'll have to rack up a mortgage But still I stay rolling with the, uh Turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang I be killin all my children I be bringing up the murder rate I be chillin in my living room but heaven knows they never wait For the turtle gang turtle gang turtle gang turtle gang Also while we're on the subject I just opened up a porno page That's the only thing that gets me off nobody does me anyway And I hung my head in shame when I heard that they turn away Any member of the turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang