God's Little Mistake

Batman and Joker are on a date If Joker plays his cards right they might mate They go to the Bat Cave and have some drinks Then the Joker gives Batman a seductive wink Now Batman's pregnant with Joker's seed They're having kids, they love to breed I sure hope that they don't die of SIDS That is if they're ever even born, that is They say sex can be frightening But Batman was not listening Now he's got kids in his belly And now they'll have to do some fathering I'm sorry Batman, I'm only evil all the time And getting your butt pregnant was just another crime I couldn't be there for the kids, so this what I had to do To undo the spawn that was a product of my goo I'm vengeance I'm dark knight I'm Batman From Fortnite You're Joker You're fucked up You got me All knocked up I'm evil Incarnate I'm Joker From comics You're Batman You're sexy You're fat, man Your belly They say sex can be frightening And Batman has just miscarried While Batman lays in misery The Joker's laughing maniacally