Slimey Joe Jr

I met Joe Biden He was covered in slime He was all gooey It was eleven dash nine That's the British convention That they use for telling time It was 2001 Day of the world's biggest crime I said Oi Oi Gabba I said Oi Oi Gabba I said Oi Oi Gabba I said Oi Oi Gabba And if I do meet God I'd shoot him with my gun And it'll be a-ok I met Slimey Joe Jr. Before he died of SIDS Just like Jesus Christ Who died for our sins I miss him every day That ooey gooey boy And if I had my way God would be made to pay I said Oi Oi Gabba I said Oi Oi Gabba I said Oi Oi Gabba I said Oi Oi Gabba And if I do meet God I'd shoot him with my gun And if I do meet God I'd shoot him with my gun And if I do meet God Do meet God And if I do meet God WHOO!