I Could Be A Pastor

Well I could be a pastor someday Yes I could be a pastor someday I eat ravioli and I ain't too holy But I could be a pastor someday I'll spread our lord and savior's name All the while collecting money and fame I'll give all the bribes to my numerous wives While praising our lord and savior's name I see an altar boy out there (In the pews) With white robes and brown hair I'll take him inside And show him a real good time How's that for holy childhood care Well I could be a pastor someday I could make the demons go away I'll start all the fights against people I don't like But I could be a pastor someday Well I could be a pastor someday Yes I could be a pastor someday I eat ravioli and I ain't too holy But I could be a pastor someday