Lunch Lady Blues

I fell into a coma last week I ate something that was bleak Then from the corner of the hospital bed She appeared and made sure I was well fed I like the lunch lady because she is so cool She is the only reason that I go to school If you are mean to her and disrespect her I will go to your house and poo in your shower Always make sure to use your manners After all she holds all of the power She cooks and cleans all day long I like her so much that I wrote her this song I like the lunch lady because she is so cool She is the only reason that I go to school If you are mean to her and disrespect her I will go to your house and poo in your shower If you are mean to her and disrespect her I will go to your house and poo in your shower I like the lunch lady because she is so cool (She is so cool) She is the only reason that I go to school (I go to school) I like the lunch lady because she is so cool She is the only reason that I go to school I like the lunch lady because she is so cool She is so cool (She is the only reason that I go to school) I like the lunch lady because she is so cool (Her food makes me drool) She is the only reason that I go to school (Lunch lady is so cool)