No Spoilers!

She's recorded three weeks worth of her favourite TV soap But when her friends on social media talk about it She's having a go She says you know not everyone has the luxury Of watching it live And I don't think it's fair That you all discuss it online So, no spoilers please you're gonna ruin it for me No spoilers please I've have asked nicely I've just watched the black and white version Of the Frank Darabont movie The Mist So, excuse me for a minute I'm off to slash my fucking wrists Can you ever imagine being in THAT situation? Could you really have been able to make THAT decision? But no spoilers here I'll make it perfectly clear Have no fear there's no spoilers here There's one guy that I remember A total piece of shit Saw the M. Night Shyamalan movie Devil And then went online and spoiled the end of it Cunt No spoilers please We'll have none of that No spoilers please Don't be that guy No one liked him any way Now they had a reason that they could say