Off To College

I know a man with a collection of hammers And he's going off to college I know a man with a thirst for violence And he's going off to college No stone unturned No bone unbroken No eyes for sight No jaw for spoken I know a man who is righteous and vengeful And he's going off to college I know a man with a lust for carnage And he's going off to college No stone unturned No bone unbroken No eyes for sight No jaw for spoken No visible neck And a paedo 'tash A big red round face And a soul that's black I know a man who knows a bit about history And he's going off to college I know a man who's protecting his family And he's going after college No stone unturned No bone unbroken No eyes for sight No jaw for spoken