Pissy Little God

I could worship Satan my whole life And then get to heaven and say it was all a joke Douse myself in blood every sabbath And get to heaven and say I'm sorry For the lives of all those goats But if God is mistaken That the piss is being taken Out of him And I get the feeling That he can be a bitchy little girl Pouring his wrath down on the world And I'm really very sorry That I took your name in vain But when you think about it It didn't really cause you any pain at all You're just being a pissy little girl And I'm sorry for all those goats' lives that I took And I'm sorry if your religions foundation got shook by One hairy fat man with a guitar I'm sorry Jeebus I think I took things too far