Too Wet for the Met

He's too wet for The Met Webster Lebsack is a bright young man With a philosophical nature He doesn't see himself as better than anyone else He's a humble character The only thing that's worse than not getting what you want Is getting it He's too wet for The Met He don't believe in good or evil he's the kind of guy Who thinks that morals are relative And when it's time to bust skulls and take down names He's pretty out of his element The only thing that's worse than not getting what you want Is getting it He's too wet for The Met