The Crappy Song

So yesterday I was walking outside And I saw people going home And was like It's not going home hour Don't ask what that is Then I saw a man And so I asked him Why is everyone going home And he said there's a tornado And everyone is going in their house so they can survive the storm I said that that's dumb And that everyone is going to die in there But he said they'll go into the basement Then I thought If I went into the tornado Then the tornado can't get me Cause I am in the tornado Everyone survived with no broken bones And I survived with 1 broken arm 2 broken legs A broken back And last but not least a broken skull Listen to people and don't ignore them You might get hurt You might get hurt Listen to people and don't ignore them You might get hurt Oh you might get hurt If you thought that was stupid listen to this pile crap Pile of crap So I was going to take out the trash Then my friend said not to take the trash to the dumpster And I said that they're crazy And the dumpster is where you put the garbage So I went to throw the garbage out And I fell into the dumpster Then I realized that it was garbage day So I tried to get out of the dumpster But then it was too late The garbage truck took me away to the landfill I barely survived With 2 broken ribs A ruptured spleen And a broken bum bone Listen to people and don't ignore them You might get hurt You might get hurt Listen to people and don't ignore them You might get hurt Oh you might get hurt So I went to visit my grandma And she told me something She said never to go on airplanes And I said that's too late cause I'm going to Florida tomorrow So the next day I went to the airport And I got on the plane And realized that the pilots were aliens Then they flew me Into the unknown Listen to people and don't ignore them You might get hurt You might get hurt Listen to people and don't ignore them You might get hurt Oh you might get hurt Listen to people and don't ignore them You might get hurt You might get hurt Listen to people and don't ignore them You might get hurt Oh you might get hurt Well you might be wondering What happened to me after the unknown They dumped me in the studio And they made me write this crappy song